Yes, that Mysha. The one in charge.
Let me tell you how I ended up running this place.
I was adopted when I was 11 months old. My previous home? Not terrible. Decent standards. Acceptable service. But there was… a situation. A Labrador.
Now, I have nothing personal against Labradors in theory. In practice? Absolutely not. Too big, too loud, zero sense of personal space. He kept trying to “play,” which mostly meant chaos, tail attacks, and general disrespect for my boundaries. I prefer a more… organized lifestyle.
So, I made it clear: this arrangement was not working.
Then, in December 2023, I moved to my current home. From the moment I walked in, I knew - this was it. Quiet. Clean. No oversized chaos machines. Just me, my space, and humans willing to learn.
I quickly established control.
Now I have full access to everything, as it should be. I spend my days observing the outside world from the window - people, birds, suspicious activity. It’s basically my version of reality TV, except I’m the only one with taste.
The only thing missing at first? A balcony. A proper observation deck. I made my disappointment known in subtle ways (staring, mostly).
But my human finally got the message and built me a small terrace right on the windowsill outside. Of course, it’s secured with a net - apparently falling six floors would be “a problem.” I personally think I would manage, but humans tend to worry.
Now I have everything I need: a kingdom, a view, and a staff.
And now… apparently I also run a company. And a blog.
You’re welcome.
Stay tuned. I’ll be watching you anyway.
– Mysha, CCEO of MySuperCat
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